You had to have been in there at least a few days.
But what about before that?
You are crunchy, thank god you still seem fresh.
Much better than the soggy turkey burrito.
By the third bite I dont know how I feel about this.
If you were wilted and brown, that would be fine, and understandable.
But you arent.
Are you genetically modified lettuce? Was that really ranch dressing?
I dont trust you.
Nope.
I've gone and over-thought it.
I'm not hungry anymore. You will sit on the edge of my desk as a trophy.
A reminder to the time that I did not bow down for salad, genetically modified or other.
I've got my pride.
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